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Q_F
02-07-2011, 04:51 AM
This is team Rape. Rape is all we do.

Current roster


Alistair "The Demolition Man" Overeem
http://www.5thround.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/StrikeforceHeavyweightChampAlistairOvereem1.jpg
Record: 34-6-1
Next opponent: Fabricio Werdum, April 9, 2011 SF HW GP


Ronaldo "Jacare" Souza
http://www.fiveknuckles.com/assets/images/articles/Souza.jpg
Record: 17-2-1
Next opponent: TBA


Shane "No nickname needed" Carwin
http://www.yorkblog.com/mma/shane-carwin.jpg
Record:13-0-1
Next opponent: TBA



Ryan "Darth" Bader
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRAlVmTtoIZBC5-pGiNPJgNg7s-Q4s7Aot2cAT7PesN8aTXJqe45Q&t=1
Record: 13-0-1
Next opponent: TBA

Gegard "Gayguard" Mousasi
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Record: 34-3-1
Next opponent: Mike Kyle, April 9, 2011, SF

Team Rape's official song is the Imperial March.

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Team Rape boss Q_F had this to say in a recent press conferance:

I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, the most ruthless boss there has ever been. No one can stop me. Lotus is a conqueror? No! He's no Alexander! I'm Alexander! I'm the best ever. I'm Rudimar Fedrigo. I'm Carlos Barreto. There's never been anyone like me. I'm from their cloth. There is no one who can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want his heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!

Jack
02-07-2011, 05:08 AM
LMAO, Team Rape is awesome.

Q_F
02-07-2011, 05:18 AM
Why, thank you kind sir.

vikingpride
02-07-2011, 08:53 AM
My old team Hape will be taking legal action against this new name of yours.

Just a head-ups so when the papers arrive it doesn't come as such a shock.

bail3yz
02-07-2011, 09:39 AM
Ryan Bader should change his nickname to "The Master"

tehehe!!

Lotus
02-07-2011, 10:38 AM
not impressed with your fighters nor am i impressed at how often they fight. here i thought we were rivals but you are not my rival, you are not even on my level.

Q_F
02-07-2011, 10:50 AM
My old team Hape will be taking legal action against this new name of yours.

Just a head-ups so when the papers arrive it doesn't come as such a shock.

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/10/4/6bcc663d-5a00-4376-953c-153721cea231.jpg

not impressed with your fighters nor am i impressed at how often they fight. here i thought we were rivals but you are not my rival, you are not even on my level.

You should be impressed by my fighters considering that Horsemeat will beat Fedor and Gayguard will most def beat Feijao. BJ is gonna get blanketed FYI. Now piss off...

e-thug
02-07-2011, 11:58 AM
Your team on paper is just dirty, activity for these fighters will be key though.

Q_F
02-07-2011, 12:03 PM
Mousasi fights a lot, which is a plus. Also, my fighters have favourable match-ups:

Carwin is rumoured to fight Kongo which should be a cakewalk.

I don't see anyone in SF beating Jacare.

Werdum is not gonna be able to take down Overeem.

Bader will most likely get a gimme fight.

Mousasi will school Kyle.

vikingpride
02-07-2011, 12:33 PM
Mousasi only fights alot because he's in dream too, but Dream looks to be folding.

Carwin not bad, though has had some injuries.

Jacare pick is good, but gonna be hard to find opponents for him and keep him active.

Reem similar to Mousasi

Bader, solid pick but his ability to consistently finish doesn't leave you with many extra points.

Q_F
02-07-2011, 12:35 PM
We shall see bro, we shall see...

Q_F
02-07-2011, 02:16 PM
Team Rape wishes to showcase the skills of our fighters and therefore proudly presents their HL reels:

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