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Malky
03-31-2009, 03:54 PM
I've barely been posting for the past week but I've been reading posts here and there however last night freaked me out a bit much. I had a really weird dream last night. Wafb and Steph were in it(wtf), it was nothing sexual before you get dirty thoughts.
In the dream I was in my flat and I asked my flatmate if he had seen Wafb lately to which he replied I've never heard of him so I went okay then left my flat. For some reason my flat was now on a college campus and I saw Steph and wafb talking on campus so I decided toleave them to it and go back to my flat which now was an all girls room. This confused me so left what was definitley my flat building and walked down the road to place near my in reality residence and started talking to my friends at concrete picnic tables (they don t exist in reality but the road does) and started reading a massive book. I then noticed all my friends leaving the tables as a group of hard looking bald men approached the table I stayed reading the book until the shortest one pulled an uzi on me and threatened me.
This is my dream, what does it mean.
FunkYou
03-31-2009, 03:57 PM
That you are ghey? ;)
I find it best not to try and interpret dreams as mine usually involve me being immolated.
ShadyNismo
03-31-2009, 03:59 PM
U need help man... like some serious counseling shit. :o
Brad.Taschuk
03-31-2009, 04:41 PM
Definitely gay. Sorry man.
steph05050
03-31-2009, 04:58 PM
hahaha funny that i was in your dream....what does it mean? hell if i know lol
but funny :)
Steph was in your dream, eh?
Oh yeah definitely gay.
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Pearce
03-31-2009, 05:44 PM
Haha thats strange stuff :D. It could've been worse though, you could have had nightmares about Plazz having his wicked way with you, like I did. :(
I've barely been posting for the past week but I've been reading posts here and there however last night freaked me out a bit much. I had a really weird dream last night. Wafb and Steph were in it(wtf), it was nothing sexual before you get dirty thoughts.
In the dream I was in my flat and I asked my flatmate if he had seen Wafb lately to which he replied I've never heard of him so I went okay then left my flat. For some reason my flat was now on a college campus and I saw Steph and wafb talking on campus so I decided toleave them to it and go back to my flat which now was an all girls room. This confused me so left what was definitley my flat building and walked down the road to place near my in reality residence and started talking to my friends at concrete picnic tables (they don t exist in reality but the road does) and started reading a massive book. I then noticed all my friends leaving the tables as a group of hard looking bald men approached the table I stayed reading the book until the shortest one pulled an uzi on me and threatened me.
This is my dream, what does it mean.
Don't worry Malky, girls and boys dream about me all the time.:o Oh and btw, what college campus was it? Not Aberdeen, I hope.
steph05050
03-31-2009, 06:18 PM
there is nothing wrong with dreaming about me lol
plazzman
03-31-2009, 06:20 PM
I'd like to say you have AIDs, but you probably alreayd know that.
there is nothing wrong with dreaming about me lol
Yes there is,lol. After all, you hired the group of bald men to pull an uzi on Malky. It's all you Steph.
Hmmmmmm, I guess I am glad I never remember my dreams because as much as I am on this site I would probably have some seriously crazy stuff going on with Steph, Plazz, MJB and Aaron :confused:
Malky
04-01-2009, 04:14 AM
Don't worry Malky, girls and boys dream about me all the time.:o Oh and btw, what college campus was it? Not Aberdeen, I hope.
It was an imaginary one which popped up near my flat
name goes here
04-01-2009, 05:10 AM
I dreamt I beat the crap out of some meen teen who stole my shoes.
I think my dream means you better all keep your hands off my shoes.
It was especially sad because I don't have that pair of shoes anymore. I miss those shoes.
XitUp
04-01-2009, 07:43 AM
I'd like to say you have AIDs, but you probably alreayd know that.
Most scotch people do.
I love strange dreams. I usually have pretty normal ones where I have conversations with people I know. Sometimes I try to carry on those conversations in real life and they don't know what I'm on about :o
Malky
04-01-2009, 07:49 AM
Most scotch people do.
I love strange dreams. I usually have pretty normal ones where I have conversations with people I know. Sometimes I try to carry on those conversations in real life and they don't know what I'm on about :o
Scots not Scotch and no most of do not have AIDS. Besides AIDS has been rebranded Fun Monkey Disease by Flight of the Conchords.
XitUp
04-01-2009, 08:07 AM
Sorry, after watching Stewart Lee the other night I've been inspired to call you scotch. He kept saying it at a gig in Glasgow and really pissed one guy off.
Malky
04-01-2009, 08:10 AM
Sorry, after watching Stewart Lee the other night I've been inspired to call you scotch. He kept saying it at a gig in Glasgow and really pissed one guy off.
Is that the one where he talks about the Hulk and Princess Diana's funeral
XitUp
04-01-2009, 08:50 AM
It is indeed. Shrieking greif of twats.
You been watching Comedy Vehicle?
Malky
04-01-2009, 09:03 AM
It is indeed. Shrieking greif of twats.
You been watching Comedy Vehicle?
Yeah I have my friends are in the crowd of 41st Best Stand up ever dvd which I have still to see.
There is a really cool comedy club in Glasgow where he shoots his dvds and I went along one Sunday night randomly and Stewart Lee was doing his warm up show for the fringe show and the aforementioned dvd it was ace. Usually on Sundays they have circuit comedians only and Stewart Fucking Lee comes in and tells us all why he will never be as good as Tommy Coyne in his mothers eyes.
XitUp
04-01-2009, 09:47 AM
Amazing. I think I'm off to London the day before my birthday to see him.
I saw Richard Herring in Nottingham, he was reallly good. I didn't realise he was sat behind me when I was talking about how fat Stewart had got :S
Malky
04-01-2009, 09:53 AM
Amazing. I think I'm off to London the day before my birthday to see him.
I saw Richard Herring in Nottingham, he was reallly good. I didn't realise he was sat behind me when I was talking about how fat Stewart had got :S
thats embarrassing
FunkYou
04-01-2009, 10:56 AM
Do either of you remember Stewart Lee from when he was in "Fist of Fun" with Richard Herring and "This morning with Richard Not Judy"? They were funny shows. Its nice to see Stewart Lee get his own show at last. I giggles like a school girl when he did the Coffee and a Naan joke the other night.
XitUp
04-01-2009, 11:07 AM
Yup.
www.stewartlee.co.uk if you want to watch old episodes of FoF and TMWRNJ.
Oh boy, I always thought Ricky Gervais was the funniest Brit eva, this Stewart Lee takes the cake.
FunkYou
04-01-2009, 01:03 PM
Yeah Stewart Lee is funny. Nice to see a stand up not resort to swearing and really let his contempt for the world out. Reminds of Bill Hicks in that regard although they have different styles.
Pearce
04-01-2009, 01:06 PM
Ah man I love me some Bill Hicks. Anyone else here a Bill Bailey fan?
I went to see him live once and I swear I soiled my pants.
MilesHackett
04-01-2009, 01:17 PM
I've barely been posting for the past week but I've been reading posts here and there however last night freaked me out a bit much. I had a really weird dream last night. Wafb and Steph were in it(wtf), it was nothing sexual before you get dirty thoughts.
In the dream I was in my flat and I asked my flatmate if he had seen Wafb lately to which he replied I've never heard of him so I went okay then left my flat. For some reason my flat was now on a college campus and I saw Steph and wafb talking on campus so I decided toleave them to it and go back to my flat which now was an all girls room. This confused me so left what was definitley my flat building and walked down the road to place near my in reality residence and started talking to my friends at concrete picnic tables (they don t exist in reality but the road does) and started reading a massive book. I then noticed all my friends leaving the tables as a group of hard looking bald men approached the table I stayed reading the book until the shortest one pulled an uzi on me and threatened me.
This is my dream, what does it mean.
*exits thread sorely disappointed*
FunkYou
04-01-2009, 01:59 PM
Ah man I love me some Bill Hicks. Anyone else here a Bill Bailey fan?
I went to see him live once and I swear I soiled my pants.
I used to really like Bailey but his last show, Tinsleworm, really wasn't very funny at all. I don't know if it was because when I saw it was at the end of the tour and he had run out of energy but I was majorly dissapointed.
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