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Old 03-04-2012, 12:36 PM   #2671
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Odd that I can.

Maybe this one will work.

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Old 03-05-2012, 07:13 PM   #2672
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Old 03-05-2012, 09:45 PM   #2673
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omg scrolling and reading that was hilarious
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Old 03-10-2012, 07:44 PM   #2674
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This is in my hometown, never seen anything like this before here

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Old 03-10-2012, 08:43 PM   #2675
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How "used" is used?
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Old 03-10-2012, 09:08 PM   #2676
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How "used" is used?
Average amount of thrusts x average amount per lifetime. Size of unit doesn't count because of dildo usage. And some of those can be pretty scary.

250,001 km's is considered used.
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Old 03-10-2012, 09:23 PM   #2677
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BOOM SCIENCE'D !
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Old 03-10-2012, 09:51 PM   #2678
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Average amount of thrusts x average amount per lifetime. Size of unit doesn't count because of dildo usage. And some of those can be pretty scary.

250,001 km's is considered used.
What really *is* the math on that?

Let's do some math to see how 'used' can be used.

We'll go by depth of vagina during female arousal(3-4 inches unaroused depth, and 5-7 aroused): We'll keep things simple and say 6.

Average length of sex in North America is 7 mins long.

We'll assume a slower rate of thrusting at about 1 per 2 seconds(movement, pausing, pacing, oral, changing positions and such drop the average time).

So we have have 6 inches @ 30 thrusts per min avging 7 mins long = 1260 inches (105ft of cawk thrust).

Now the average weekly is widely different for people. This is of course is a lot of guesswork. Some people might be going at it 10+ times a week and others might get it once a month or less frequently. So we'll go with a nice safe number of twice a week.

105ft x 2(a week) x 52 weeks: 10,920 ft or 2.068 miles per year.

So the average girl where we pick a sexual window of say 32 years(18-50) will get about 66.176 miles of cawk thrust during that time. Now obviously we'll get far more sexually active types, who will get that far more mileage in at a much younger age(longer times, more active per week etc).

So now we've got to go with the term used: Does that mean used up, like almost end of shelf life? or just in over all pounding? So we'll go with a used cunt having the mileage of half. 33 miles of cawk thrust. Pornstars are easily probably in the hundreds or even thousands if they are also sex addicts.

TL;DR: We'll just go with a used cunt being about 33 miles of cock thrusting distance.
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Old 03-10-2012, 11:16 PM   #2679
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What really *is* the math on that?

Let's do some math to see how 'used' can be used.

We'll go by depth of vagina during female arousal(3-4 inches unaroused depth, and 5-7 aroused): We'll keep things simple and say 6.

Average length of sex in North America is 7 mins long.

We'll assume a slower rate of thrusting at about 1 per 2 seconds(movement, pausing, pacing, oral, changing positions and such drop the average time).

So we have have 6 inches @ 30 thrusts per min avging 7 mins long = 1260 inches (105ft of cawk thrust).

Now the average weekly is widely different for people. This is of course is a lot of guesswork. Some people might be going at it 10+ times a week and others might get it once a month or less frequently. So we'll go with a nice safe number of twice a week.

105ft x 2(a week) x 52 weeks: 10,920 ft or 2.068 miles per year.

So the average girl where we pick a sexual window of say 32 years(18-50) will get about 66.176 miles of cawk thrust during that time. Now obviously we'll get far more sexually active types, who will get that far more mileage in at a much younger age(longer times, more active per week etc).

So now we've got to go with the term used: Does that mean used up, like almost end of shelf life? or just in over all pounding? So we'll go with a used cunt having the mileage of half. 33 miles of cawk thrust. Pornstars are easily probably in the hundreds or even thousands if they are also sex addicts.

TL;DR: We'll just go with a used cunt being about 33 miles of cock thrusting distance.
Easily the greatest thing I've ever read.
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Old 03-11-2012, 09:37 AM   #2680
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Can we get some government funding to study this issue more? Maybe write up the results in some science or medical journals?
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